Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?