i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby
if you say hiphop and rap are two different things then there’s a 100% chance you’re a lame ass bitch
rap is something you do
hip hop is something you feel
Rap is a genre
Hip hop is the culture
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
*gets arrested for being too cool*
*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*
So fucking powerful.
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.